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11.06.2025 01:54

Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
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Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
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Just Forget it!
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Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Is it possible for the U.S. government to get rid of the constitution for national safety?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What misfortune led to an important discovery?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
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