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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 01:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What do you think of Vance using a clip of an embarrassed teenager from almost 20 years ago in an attempt to bully Kamala Harris?

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I like this guy and his personality is AMAZING. He’s everything I want EXCEPT I’m not 100% attracted to him. I’ve dated some really hot guys and I’m wondering if that’s ruined dating for me? What do I do?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Diddy Bashes Courtroom Artist for Making Him Look Like a ‘Koala’ - The Daily Beast

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Law & Order: Organized Crime Recap: After a Death in the Family, Will Stabler Turn to the Dark Side? - TVLine

So they tried

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Ice Age mastodon remains discovered in West Feliciana Parish creek by two LSU scientists - The Advocate

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

Germany’s Merz ventures into Trump’s lion’s den - politico.eu

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Is it possible for the U.S. government to get rid of the constitution for national safety?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

No. 2 Coco Gauff faces No. 1 Aryna Sabalenka in French Open women’s final - NBC Sports

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Doctors And Scientists Are Revealing Things People Don't Realize Are Wildly Bad For Their Health - BuzzFeed

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What misfortune led to an important discovery?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Early AI investor Elad Gil finds his next big bet: AI-powered rollups - TechCrunch

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

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